Something to laugh… We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice, Yet the [...]
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22/08/2010
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TO MY DEAREST WIFE…
MY DEAREST WIFE To My Dearest Wife, During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn’t succeed more often: We will wake the kids – 54 [...]
GIFTS FOR THE WIFE
Three guys are bragging about what they bought their wives: The first says: I bought her something which goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds” The other two guys don’t know what he’s talking about so he reveals, “I bought her a nice Porsche” The second guy says: “I bought something which goes from [...]
LITTLE OLD LADY
Little old lady A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just [...]
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